We Didn’t Go Clubbing in Miami. We Put Outlet Flyers on Teslas Like Maniacs.

Miami during eMerge ‘26:

• rooftop parties

• startup happy hours

• VIP events

• influencer dinners

• crypto people still functioning socially

• venture capital near infinity pools

Meanwhile we spent our nights wandering around South Beach side streets putting Outlet flyers on electric vehicles. Then watching Bob Ross to calm down because our hotel had cable and we spent our beer money on Outlet flyers.

Less startup marketing, more like low-budget political operatives for a strange electricity movement.

There’s something psychologically fascinating about manually placing flyers on Teslas at midnight in humid tropical heat while Lamborghinis echo through parking structures nearby.

You begin asking yourself very serious questions like:

• Is this guerrilla marketing?

• Is this infrastructure activism?

• Have we accidentally joined a cult?

• Why are there so many white Model Ys in this city?

• Why does every parking garage in Miami feel vaguely illegal?

Yet → it worked. We actually converted hosts and guests in Miami, and not just friendly tourists from Georgia who were too polite to tell us to go away. Miami Beach, heading back soon…